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A vampire has been sleeping under a castle in Austria for centuries. But now the castle became a tourist attraction. It's really annoying. And the taste of the blood of the people on the region didn't change. Why would he come to Brazil?


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He wouldn´t...but if you really must:

I guess you could have him hanker for exotic blood cocktails and dancing the samba.
Some of the tourists visiting the caste were brasileros and tasted so good.
He gets married and takes a blood-moon trip to Rio.
The last occupants of the castle, his "family", were Nazi Austrian officers who fled to the Amazon jungle to escape justice...
He is tired of Austrian prudeness and wants to wear a man´s thongs, a string bikini with pouch and flaunt that he is a stiff. :)

This took me all of 2 minutes....there could be so many reasons, but the premise seems dumb and is reminiscent of Bella´s Twightlight honeymoon.


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