: Re: Can the term "Glorified delivery" be used to signify giving birth? My cousin is giving birth to twins, and I am preparing the invitation cards. I wrote Twice as much love Two blessings from
The problem is that "glorified" is a sarcastic term. In means "wannabe" or "dressed up attempting to be something else."
If you put a big fancy necklace on a dog, it's a "glorified collar." The thing actually is a collar, but you're dressing it up to try to make it more than that.
A novel which has clearly been padded, stuffed, and overextended could be a "glorified novella." (So it should be a novella if you take the fat out.)
I would never read "glorified delivery" as "a delivery full of glory," which what you intended. A glorified delivery is when the Publishers Clearing House people show up with balloons and TV cameras and a band to hand you an envelope which the mail carrier would have done without all the fuss.
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