: How do you connect a non sequitur hook to a novel? A pineapple is walking down a street, but here’s the kicker: he’s completely naked. That was a non sequitur hook I thought of.

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You can't really insert a hook afterwards. It will feel inserted. The hook needs to be there organically. You've presented a bizarre but intriguing image. In order to use it, you have to build a reason for it.

Is it a literal pineapple, like you can buy at the store, which has
through some magical or technological means become animated?
Is it a person dressed as a pineapple, with bare legs visible?
Is it a person dressed as a pineapple mascot (think Mr. Peanut), and
the character is supposed to have clothes of some kind which have
been lost?
Is it an advertising exec pitching a quirky commercial to a client
who sells pineapples?
Is it a dream?
Is it a videogame?

If there is no logical or natural reason for the naked pineapple to stroll into the book, send him strolling out again.

As Kate advises, keep a notebook. Write down your fabulous hooks. You can reread them later at your leisure and make yourself happy with your own writing all over again. But don't clutter up your novel with them if they don't belong there.

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Start a notebook. Jot down ideas like that, let them ruminate and meet up with your other ideas and have idea babies, and then when you're stuck for inspiration, read through the notebook.

Or, yeah, if you have a story that goes with your line, you could use the line as an opening. But that means that you're more or less stuck with that ironic, detached voice for the rest of the piece, and I think that would be really hard to pull off. I'd love to read it if it were done well, but it would take a strong stylist to pull it off, and I get the feeling that you're pretty new to the game.

You could also try to have one of the characters use the line as dialogue. A joke told at the start of the story that becomes more and more meaningful as the events of the tale unfold. If you felt the need, you could have it bookended with a repetition of the joke at the end - perhaps through the bloody teeth of a character dying because he, too, was a naked pineapple. Or whatever. Again, pretty challenging, but brilliant if it worked. I'm thinking Tarrantino-esque.

Good luck with it, and have fun!

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The narrator is clearly present in the sentence. The most important thing here is not the pineapple, but the narrator's desire not only to tell us about the pineapple, but to begin the story by telling us about the pineapple.

If there's a tie-in between that opening line and the rest of your novel, it's in your answers to questions like these:

What does the narrator's desire to utter the sentence tell us about the narrator?
What does the narrator's desire to start with that sentence tell us about the narrator?
What makes those aspects of the narrator so important to you as the author that you want to start your novel with that line?

If your answers to those questions don't give you a meaningful connection, then this line doesn't belong in your novel.

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